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Texas Longhorns 

The best college in most sports. They have been to the College World Series more times than any other team. Hated by most because they are so fucking bomb. Second most wins of the decade (behind Boise State) and second most wins of all-time (Behind Michigan). Has been robbed of multiple Heisman Trophies (Vince Young and Colt McCoy) and National Championships (08-09 and 09-10). They wreck the shit out of everyone.
"Texas Longhorns defeats USC, the so-called greatest College Football team ever, in the National Championship!"

"Texas gets off to an amazing start against Alabama! Oh no, an Alabama player just speared Colt McCoy in his throwing shoulder, they will now bring in 18 year old Garrett Gilbert to play Quarterback."
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Texas Longhorns 

1) The football team for the University of Texas at Austin.

2) One of the best, largest cattle in the south with huge horns.
1) Hey! I got some tailgating tickets to see the Texas Longhorns this Saturday!

2) Yumm. I love me some of that Texas Longhorn steak.
Texas Longhorns by V Vendetta December 20, 2008

Texas Longhorn 

When you are lying next to a girl and you finger her with your middle and ring finger, with your thumb on her clit, and your pointer finger and pinky resting on her inner thighs. It looks like the Texas Longhorns' hand signal.
"How do you finger a girl?"

"I just give her the ol Texas Longhorn, makes her cum everytime."

Texas Longhorn 

Narcissistic, ignorant, self-righteous ass hat who believes that based solely on the fact that his degree came from UT-Austin, one of the many large, publicly funded universities in Texas, he is better in every conceivable way than any other college graduate. It's a good school, like nearly every other accredited university in the nation, and its sports teams are decent year in and year out, but plagued with controversies, illegalities, and foul play.
I was going to congratulate John on his promotion, but he went all Texas Longhorn on me ... he's such a prick.
Texas Longhorn by TypicalTexasCitizen December 12, 2010

Texas Longhorn 

When your fist is shoulder deep up an anus.
That butt hole is so loose that you could easily perform a Texas Longhorn.
Texas Longhorn by Texxx6996 July 5, 2018

texas longhorn prankster

A game made up by FH5 while he had cherry desert
Jake do you play Texas longhorn Prankster

texas longhorn 

is committed while a female is sleep and you jack off and when you get ready to bust a nut you shove your dick down her throat
i gave your mom a texas longhorn last night.
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