Texas Leave
Texas Leave (noun) An alternative to the profound Irish goodbye, where a person gets too drunk and wants to leave a location without his presence known, but instead they run through the back door causing such commotion and confusion it sounds as if someone just kloeztered their pants.
Franky Boy: “Hey, where did Jimbo go?”
Buddy O’Toole: “welp, I heard a Hiroshima like ruckus about 10 minutes ago, and now the back door glass is gone… if I had do reckon I’d put a schmuckle that ole sailor pulled a Texas leave on us and is heading to Adolfs ole first ward tavern.”
Buddy O’Toole: “welp, I heard a Hiroshima like ruckus about 10 minutes ago, and now the back door glass is gone… if I had do reckon I’d put a schmuckle that ole sailor pulled a Texas leave on us and is heading to Adolfs ole first ward tavern.”
Texas Leave by Goofy182 April 28, 2026
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