Texas Funeral

Sedating someone and then burying them alive in a casket about 6 feet under.

See "Kill Bill Vol. 2" for a perfect example.

by Kyle September 7, 2004

Texas Funeral

A celebration where two men bury Uma Thurman alive. Uma Thurman then proceeds to punch her way out of the wooden casket using techniques she learned from an old asian kung-fu master. Afterwards she goes and tears a chicks eyeball out during a swordfight.

"Dude, yesterday me and this other guy had a Texas Funeral."
"Really? Is Uma Thurman hot in person?"
"...kinda."

by Itsfromkillbillguys April 18, 2010