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Sedating someone and then burying them alive in a casket about 6 feet under.
See "Kill Bill Vol. 2" for a perfect example.
by Kyle September 07, 2004
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A celebration where two men bury Uma Thurman alive. Uma Thurman then proceeds to punch her way out of the wooden casket using techniques she learned from an old asian kung-fu master. Afterwards she goes and tears a chicks eyeball out during a swordfight.
"Dude, yesterday me and this other guy had a Texas Funeral."
"Really? Is Uma Thurman hot in person?"
"...kinda."
by Itsfromkillbillguys April 18, 2010
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