Texas Breakfast 

A meal consisting of pancakes and beer. Usually served for dinner.

The Texas breakfast has left me inebriated.

Texas Breakfast by Stephen Garritson March 29, 2009

Texas Breakfast 

A medium to large assortment of snacks that would be deemed unhealthy by the general public.

i swear to god tim, everytime i walk into 7-11 I can't help but buy myself a texas breakfast

Texas Breakfast by skroach June 13, 2011

Texas Breakfast 

While getting a morning blowjob from a chick before 10am, she throws up all over your boner. She then gobbles and slurps it back into her mouth while you cum, blends the substances in her mouth and spits it into your own mouth while you swallow.

I called my friend to see if he wanted to head out to eat, but he said he'd already had a Texas Breakfast.

Texas Breakfast by Candy Cakes and Shakes January 17, 2018

Texas Breakfast 

Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)

Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast

Texas Breakfast by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022

Texas Breakfast 

When a girl is giving a BJ before 10am. She barfs on his stick. The guy then milks from his stick at the same time. The girl then gobbles and slurps it up and spits it into the guys mouth and he swallows it.

He is full from his texas breakfast!

Texas Breakfast by The Killer of Pigs October 17, 2018

West Texas Fried Breakfast 

V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying

Well, boys, thats one more lost to Uncle Jimmy's West Texas Fried Breakfast

West Texas Fried Breakfast by Toenail_eater23 July 14, 2020