Definitions by TheLordOfFridges

calamari tugboat 

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink

Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here

calamari tugboat by TheLordOfFridges June 12, 2024

Texas Breakfast 

Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)

Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast

Texas Breakfast by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022