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Tex-ass: an obnoxious and conservative Republican possessing an over-inflated sense of self-importance and historical destiny --- most often from the State of Texas --- who attempts to impose his own religious and dogma upon other individuals in society through bills and resolutions enacted in law by constitutional local, state, and federal governments.
The Tex-ass legislator began to cite out-of-context Bible scripture in defense of his anti-legal abortion legislation when he was interrupted by a female news reporter who pointed out that the Christian Bible never explicitly prohibits abortion
Tex-ass by ElmerGantry May 1, 2015
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nickname for an ex , from Texas that is an asshole.
There he goes again, being a Tex-ass.
Tex-ass by Hannaleelu May 23, 2025
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nickname for an ex from Texas that's an asshole.
My ex is such a Tex-ass when he acts dumb.
Tex-ass by Hannaleelu May 23, 2025
A nickname for an ex from Texas that's an asshole.
My ex is really a Tex-ass when he acts dumb.
Tex-ass by Hannaleelu May 23, 2025
A derogatory term for the state of Texas, used by people who dislike the ego-centric and in-your-face "cowboy wanna-be" deportment of many Texans.
Dude, I do NOT want to spend my one week off this year from work in effin' TexASS! I hate the cowboy vibe, and don't like country music. Pleeze...can't we go somewhere else?

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"Don't Mess with TexASS". Yeehaw! Like, what a stupid bumper sticker to promote Texas! What do they mean to imply? Come to TexASS and get your ass kicked? Well....er, uh...I think I'll go to Baja California for vacation instead. Less brainless cowboy testoserone than TexASS!
Texass by Steve-O. September 20, 2006
Correct name for the state of Texas, Home of texassholes
Everybody from texass sucks cock.
Texass by Pope Reagan February 25, 2017

texasshole 

Another name for San Antonio, TX. Located in the center, lower half of Texas, Texasshole maintains its brownish tinge no matter how many times you bleach it.
“Hey, I visited Texasshole this weekend.”
“Great! How was the Alamo?”
“I don’t really remember but it smelled like pee and there were a lot of homeless people.”
texasshole by SlipperyClam September 23, 2018