Teutonic Plague 

An irrational fetish for Germans, German culture, or those of German descent.

Characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks efficient. If someone meeting that description is not available, one can express Teutonic Plague by half-hearted attempts to learn German, collect Kinder Eggs, or watch long depressing German movies, such as Das Boot.

1. "Oh man, that guy's little glasses, short cut hair and totally expressionless way of efficiently doing things is making me so hot! I must have come down with the Teutonic Plague!"

2. "I have the Teutonic Plague. You had me at Hallo."

Teutonic Plague by rose kennedy December 21, 2008

Teutonic Thrash 

Pure raw thrash metal originating from Germany consisting of the four main bands Kreator, Sodom, Destruction, and Tankard.

Fritz: Hey man did you get the new Kreator album
Schwartz: Ya bro im hooked on that Teutonic Thrash
Fritz: Ya same bro its so grueling

Teutonic Thrash by Thrashed Serotonin May 23, 2021

Teutonic Luxo Barge

Any large and powerful German luxury sedan, SUV or other automobile. Examples include the Mercedes S series, BMW 7 series, Porsche Cayenne, any Maybach and possible the VW Phaeton

That long-wheelbase Merc S that rapper rides around in is such a Teutonic Luxo Barge

Teutonic Luxo Barge by randomrandom November 20, 2010

Teutonic Thrash 

Pure fucking raw thrash metal hailing from Germany consisting of the teutonic 4 bands which are Kreator, Destruction, Sodom, and Tankard.

Also Headhunter, Angel Dust, Witchburner, Exumer, Holy Moses

Chris: Dude did you pick up the new Kreator album?
John: Yup im fucking hooked on that Teutonic Thrash you know!
Chris: Bro same

Teutonic Thrash by Thrashed Serotonin May 22, 2021

Tectonic Shit 

When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.

John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"

Tectonic Shit by Technobish October 31, 2017

Tectonic Meat Slippage 

When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.

Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.

Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"

Tectonic Meat Slippage by killersbytrade January 31, 2010

Flesh Tectonics 

The overlapping and constant movement of the flabs of skin on the obese man's abdomen.

My friend, evidence of the flesh tectonics is easily found at the all you can eat buffets and/or the dance floors.

Flesh Tectonics by Roadside Jesus September 25, 2009