the killing of oneself with the use of testicles. Possibly strangling to death or being beat to death with the scrotum or testicles
Pablo was awed when he found the neck of a dead prostitute rapped around his scrotum this morning "testicular suicide"
by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011
Get the testicular suicidemug. What you say when you see someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead
Oh my God! That was testicular super-suicide!
by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Testicular super-suicidemug. What you say after watching someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.
by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Testicular suicidemug.