Tesla Driver
Tesla Driver by Lolsaxfifth September 9, 2018
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Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.
Tesla driver by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024
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Tesla drivers are 70% Altima, 29% Prius, and 1% other. The Altima type weave traffic, cut in front of commercial trucks, going 95mph+ when the freeways are open, and hitting curbs. The Prius type drive irratically, drift out of the lane, impede traffic, and generally have a lack of situational awareness. They'll have a dent on the middle of the trunk from backing into a pole in the parking garage of their $4k/mo gentrification apartment in Sunnyvale. Tesla has the distinction of being third highest accident rate by make, right behind Ram and Subaru; no amount of technology can save them from their stupidity. The other 1% of drivers are wealthy CEOs/execs in a Model S Plaid who take great pride and care in their vehicle and drive quite normal.
Most Tesla drivers will claim that their vehicle is "maintenance free" meanwhile they drive on bald tires, rotted bushings, broken plastic trim, and shitty wheel covers that are about to fall off. The vehicle is likely neglected due to poor financial decisions such as spending their entire corporate peasant paycheck on a luxury handbag they bought from Valley Fair in San Jose. They are also behind on car payments and registration, and likely to be uninsured and driving on a suspended or no license.
Owning a Tesla to these people is a flex or status symbol, but in reality they look like NPCs when everyone and their auntie drive one. They try to live above their means and are miserably drowning in debt.
Most Tesla drivers will claim that their vehicle is "maintenance free" meanwhile they drive on bald tires, rotted bushings, broken plastic trim, and shitty wheel covers that are about to fall off. The vehicle is likely neglected due to poor financial decisions such as spending their entire corporate peasant paycheck on a luxury handbag they bought from Valley Fair in San Jose. They are also behind on car payments and registration, and likely to be uninsured and driving on a suspended or no license.
Owning a Tesla to these people is a flex or status symbol, but in reality they look like NPCs when everyone and their auntie drive one. They try to live above their means and are miserably drowning in debt.
Tesla Driver by HockeyBinge April 24, 2026
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