HockeyBinge's definitions

CDL Holder

One who has a commercial driver's license, but lacks the proper skills to drive their commercial vehicle or drives around carelessly and has many safety incidents/violations under their belt. Often have zero regard for other motorists, pedestrians, and stationary objects. Can't read traffic signs and clearance signs. Terrible at backing and docking even with 10 miles of space. They skip their pre-trip inspection and have no idea how their vehicle works or operates. They are commercial "drivers" in name only, probably got their license from a cereal box. Somewhat synonymous to steering wheel holders or flip-flop truckers

Frank already damaged three trailers driving into tree branches and awnings. What a CDL holder 🙄 Somehow he's still working here

by HockeyBinge July 23, 2025

Toyota Driver

All Toyota/Lexus drivers share one braincell. They can be typically seen camping in the left/passing lane. Toyota drivers are generally unaware of their surroundings, driving erratically and slow. Their vehicles sometimes have a dent on the rear bumper from going too slow or being terrible at maneuvering parking lots, rather common on Camrys.

When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.

Man, what's holding the left lane up? Of course it's a Toyota driver!

by HockeyBinge January 13, 2025

4-wheeler

Slang used by commercial drivers/truckers to describe reckless, dangerous, and ignorant drivers who operate motor vehicles on four wheels (hence the name) such as cars, SUVs, vans, and pickups. Common behaviors of 4-wheelers include tailgating/bunching, blocking merges, improper lane usage, veering out of lanes, being glued to their mobile phone, illegal and unsafe passes, excessive horn usage, brake checking, and accident/insurance fraud.

This car me off and clipped the hood of my truck. Good thing I have it on camera. Stupid 4-wheelers

by HockeyBinge October 15, 2025