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tennis shoe Ernie
The most famous geriatric in all of the greater Steubenville metropolitan area, known for driving his scooter in negative 30 degree weather. His cleaning equipment is held in two giant tubes protruding from the back of his scooter. You can usually catch him washing a window or sitting on the sidewalk.
tennis shoe Ernie by comaco November 26, 2010
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email tennis
"I'm getting hacked off with this email tennis ...where's it getting us ?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"
email tennis by Marshallasthefish December 11, 2007
Tennis Shoe Money
Somewhere between dirt poor and F*#% You Money. It's the initial indicator of modern financial freedom, allowing a person who has Tennis Shoe Money to wear trendy athletic shoes while conducting business activities that would otherwise demand a different class of foot wear. Generally centered around tech start ups, Tennis Shoe Money has spread to other business sectors.
Tennis Shoe Money by Izri Simms March 1, 2011
New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash
@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?
Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical
Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical
New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash by Reaganlol May 31, 2020
Table tennis volleyball
A game that mixes the best of table tennis and volleyball. It was started in Oxford in 2009 and spread to London in 2010.
Table tennis volleyball by FunkyLemon November 19, 2011
Squidward Tennisballs
Squidward Tennisballs was a name Squidward Tentacles was called on the episode "The Great Snail Race" by the mailman
where delivery man call squidward tentacle SquidwardTennisballs
Delivery Man: Package, sir.
Squidward: A-ha! (Squidward signs a clipboard) I can’t believe it’s finally here! (delivery man hands him the cage)
Delivery Man: Here ya go!
Squidward: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. (hands him the clipboard)
Delivery Man: Thank you, Mr...Tennis Balls.
Squidward: That’s Tentacles! (slams the door shut)
SpongeBob: Squidward’s last name is Tentacles?
Patrick: Poor guy.
where delivery man call squidward tentacle SquidwardTennisballs
Delivery Man: Package, sir.
Squidward: A-ha! (Squidward signs a clipboard) I can’t believe it’s finally here! (delivery man hands him the cage)
Delivery Man: Here ya go!
Squidward: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. (hands him the clipboard)
Delivery Man: Thank you, Mr...Tennis Balls.
Squidward: That’s Tentacles! (slams the door shut)
SpongeBob: Squidward’s last name is Tentacles?
Patrick: Poor guy.
"Squidward Tennisballs
Squidward Tennisballs by Mr.Awesomeman1625273 January 11, 2011
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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