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flatusidal tendencies
a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)
Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.
flatusidal tendencies by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020
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Common Universal Natural Tendency
I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..
Common Universal Natural Tendency by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014
Tiendan the penguin
He is very penguin like and his name is Tiendan and he can't fly because he's the wrong type of bird.
Tiendan the penguin by dfoinohewnolgt April 26, 2020
Merkades Tendon
Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.
Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.
Merkades Tendon by Whacky513 December 27, 2019
Tennantism
Tennantism is a word coined by fans of the Scottish actor David Tennant on the david-tennant forums meaning the movement of having a reverence of/obsession with David Tennant.
'Have you heard about that Sisterhood of Tennantism? They're nutters.'
'Tennantism drove me to watch Casanova six hundred and seventy times.'
'Tennantism drove me to watch Casanova six hundred and seventy times.'
Tennantism by Yarr Harr June 12, 2007
Ripping the Tendon
Ripping the Tendon by Funky J and Fresh G June 2, 2010
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