Tendan

1. sandal wood

2. doobass

3. a mispell of tendon

Can you pass me the tendan my sandal wood needs replaced

by PamIsh September 7, 2021

flatusidal tendencies

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Common Universal Natural Tendency

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..

I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..

by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

Tiendan the penguin

He is very penguin like and his name is Tiendan and he can't fly because he's the wrong type of bird.

Look at "Tiendan the Penguin" He can't fly!

by dfoinohewnolgt April 26, 2020

Merkades Tendon

Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.

Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.

by Whacky513 December 27, 2019

Tennantism

Tennantism is a word coined by fans of the Scottish actor David Tennant on the david-tennant forums meaning the movement of having a reverence of/obsession with David Tennant.

'Have you heard about that Sisterhood of Tennantism? They're nutters.'
'Tennantism drove me to watch Casanova six hundred and seventy times.'

by Yarr Harr June 12, 2007

Ripping the Tendon

A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped.

*Person A farts*
Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma??

by Funky J and Fresh G June 2, 2010