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Ten heads 

An individual with cranial proportions so vast that the space could easily be filled by ten normal human heads or similar in volume to an adult elephant skull.

This description specifically relates to the neurocranium (the braincase) and not the rest of the head.
"hey look at him, his head is so big it's blocking out the sun, f**k me it's the size of ten heads"
Ten heads by Desmond 55 July 5, 2009
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Ten Heads 

A mildly deformed human, who through genetic mishaps has an over-developed bulbous cranium. Despite having a larger capactiy for brain storage, Ten Headed people tend to be below the average IQ level and are therefore ridiculed accordingly. Ten Headed people cannot ride motorcycles in the UK due to helmet fitting and balancing issues.
Jonny -'Oh my God where the fuck has the Sun went to?'
Jimmy - 'I think it's an eclipse!'
Jonny - 'Nah - it's coz that moron with a badass case of Ten Heads, fucker has walked passed, that's all'
Jimmy - 'Hey cocksucker, get out the fuckin way'
Ten Heads by Cow Moolester July 8, 2009

ten-head 

If an average size head has a forehead (4 head), then a rather large head is called a tenhead (10 head)
Dude, that dudes, got a tenhead. Na dude, thats a sevenhead...
ten-head by Kris Thompson February 18, 2004

ten-head 

A slang to say how big someone's forehead is
"haha, she doesn't have a forehead , she has a ten-head"

Ten Bob Head 

This phrase has been used in Liverpool for decades.
1 Adjective. Description of a poor attempt to direct a football goalward with the head.
2. Adjective. Description of person who made the poor attempt to direct the ball goalward with their head.
Based on ten bob being a 50p piece, ball has spanged off one of the vertices of the 50p piece which is metaphorically on the footballers head. Ball heads off at a wild angle to that which was intended.
" That was a proper ten bob header mate"
" The state of that, you ten bob head!"
Ten Bob Head by DJ Bladdered September 6, 2006
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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