Temuous

Describes an item that seems to have been ordered cheaply online, bearing only a thin, insubstantial resemblance to what it tries to be. Often ill-fitting, wrong-sized, or mismatched.

Chandler: That tactical camo wallet you got online looks very temuous, and you should feel bad.

Joey: Not bad for $7.99 + shipping, though, right?

by nevster July 9, 2025