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Temecula Tophat 

Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.
Whoa dude, we were so wasted and then Jon passed out so I gave him a Temecula Tophat to keep warm.
Temecula Tophat by Troll Teacher November 23, 2011

Temecula Prep 

TPS (Temecula Prep School or Temecula Prison System) A school so damn depressing that every student wants to kill themselves everyday. They assign 5 hours of homework every night thinking the students are robots and dont have lives. Like seriously we have to wake up at 6:00 get ready, go to school, get home at around 3, do homework (5 hours), and still try to keep up with extra curricular activities, sports, and our social lives. If you go here, im so sorry! Most of the people who go here are the people who can't afford clothes, complain about why there arent enough free dress days, and then when its free dress day they wear the uniform.
Person 1: Ayyy bruh. What school you go to?
Person 2: Temecula Prep :\
Person 1: I'm so sorry......

Temecula Trash 

This phrase became famous during the episode of, "The Real Housewives of Orange County."

Temecula Trash can be defined as any White Person With Tattoos in the Temecula Valley, who drives a big lifted truck.
Usually a person with a lifted Truck with a logo sticker in the back window, this can be defined as Temecula Trash.
Temecula Trash by Ricky1SC March 22, 2010

temecula 

where no one knows how to drive with their heads outside their asses.
I'll make this illegal u-turn in temecula, but honk at the cars that I almost hit.
temecula by jenacyde April 23, 2009

Temecula 

Temecula is boring, nice weather, conveiently located between san diego and La and beaches. Although it is an hour or so drive to these destinations, Temecula itself lacks any sorce of entertainment except maybe pechanga. Which actually is pretty cool... if you are over 21.
Temecula is full of drugs, and people who think they are hardcore. They act like they are in gangs and from the ghetto, but none of them even know what being in the ghetto is. They talk like they're from the ghetto, sayin nigga after every word, but they're all white and are just ignorant sob's.

Temecula is full of bro's and bor ho's. They think they are bad ass because they own dirt bikes, but none of them ride, they just own them because they think it's cool.

All they really do is sit around and smoke weed all day and talk about how awesome their dirt bike ride went that never happened.

Most of the kids have tattoo's of stupid things like a tattoo of a giant toilet on their forearm. Many just get a tattoo because everyone else is doing it.
What the hell is a temecula?
Temecula by feces face March 7, 2011

Temecula 

A growing middle-class bedroom community in the southern part of Riverside County, California. Most people living here commute to San Diego, Orange County, and Los Angeles, and often spend 2-3 hours each way on the freeway because cost of living here is lower.
I couldn't afford a house in San Diego, which is where I work. I bought a large house in Temecula, but often spend most of my life on the Interstate 15 between work and home.
Temecula by partyrockstar222 September 8, 2016