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tellybear • Yelly Bear • teddybearing • TeleBears • cellybeary • Gellybear • Jellybear • Kellybear • teadybear stitch • Teddybear Dom
TeleBears
1. What UC Berkeley students are forced to endure before every semester.
2. The shittiest, slowest, most outdated and least logical website on the World Wide Web. With programming carried over from when it was a telephone service (hence the name), all your info will be lost if you hit the back button, and its inner workings are a mystery to all. Although its stated purpose is to help students register for classes, what it really does is cause lots of stress, anger, and frustration.
2. The shittiest, slowest, most outdated and least logical website on the World Wide Web. With programming carried over from when it was a telephone service (hence the name), all your info will be lost if you hit the back button, and its inner workings are a mystery to all. Although its stated purpose is to help students register for classes, what it really does is cause lots of stress, anger, and frustration.
Teddybear
Teddybear by savvybunny November 11, 2011
mister teddybear
a totally awesome guy who's really huggable, and you can tell him all your secrets, and really great to sleep with ;O
just like a teddybear <333 overall the BEST guy ever :3 effing perfect ^.^
just like a teddybear <333 overall the BEST guy ever :3 effing perfect ^.^
mister teddybear by mochiluv November 20, 2009
teddybear gangsta
A person identified as a gangsta (usually as per hip-hop culture and/or actual gang affiliation) who, despite their thuggish demeanor, appear cute and cuddly. This definition has no bearing over the actual content of any lyrics, which is usually anything but cute.
Ice Cube is such a teddybear gangsta; waving a gun and shit but all you want to do is give him a big hug.
teddybear gangsta by KRE13 March 28, 2010
Telebear
The Telebear is a bear that dwells in web of the UC Berkeley internet system, preying on innocent students that think they have created awesome schedules, lulling them into a false sense of self righteousness and security in terms of their schedule planning. When students log into the Telebears system, the Telebear proceeds to rape the minds of UC Berkeley students by telling them that the classes they want at the times they want are FULL. The Telebear shows no mercy forcing students into signing up for 8 A.M. classes, Friday afternoon classes, and classes they don’t give two shits about. He is one fucked up son-of-a-bitch.
*Cal student logs into Telebears for Telebears appointment*
"Hell yea!!, Just made my awesome schedule on Course Rank/Ninja Courses, no 8AM classes and I can go home on Fridays!! Time to sign up for them on Telebears!!"
*proceeds to enter Course Control Numbers to register*
*Looks at computer screen, scanning intently for the sections he/she wants*
"WHAT!?!??!?! NOOOO!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!??!?!!?"
*the class that student wanted is full*
"FUCK"
*proceeds to CourseRank/Ninja Course classes*
*same result when CCN's are entered into Telebears, time after time*
*20 minutes later*
"GODDAMNIT!!! WORK, TELEBEARS. WORK YOU COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"
*ends up disappointed at schedule, but relieved to at least get some classes*
to roommate "aye nigga, i just got raped by the Telebear"
roommate: "its iight man, i got raped by the Telebear last night"
"Hell yea!!, Just made my awesome schedule on Course Rank/Ninja Courses, no 8AM classes and I can go home on Fridays!! Time to sign up for them on Telebears!!"
*proceeds to enter Course Control Numbers to register*
*Looks at computer screen, scanning intently for the sections he/she wants*
"WHAT!?!??!?! NOOOO!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!??!?!!?"
*the class that student wanted is full*
"FUCK"
*proceeds to CourseRank/Ninja Course classes*
*same result when CCN's are entered into Telebears, time after time*
*20 minutes later*
"GODDAMNIT!!! WORK, TELEBEARS. WORK YOU COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"
*ends up disappointed at schedule, but relieved to at least get some classes*
to roommate "aye nigga, i just got raped by the Telebear"
roommate: "its iight man, i got raped by the Telebear last night"
Telebear by brytontiga November 3, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.