Telephilia
Wanting to have sex with your smartphone
Telephilia by Koko roro January 29, 2021
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Teraphilia
τέρας φιλία
Teraphilia, is the attraction to monsters (girls/boys). The word is artificially derived from the ancient Greek words: τέρας (teras, “monster”) and φιλία (philia; “love”).
Teraphilia, is the attraction to monsters (girls/boys). The word is artificially derived from the ancient Greek words: τέρας (teras, “monster”) and φιλία (philia; “love”).
Everyone who likes/plays Monster Girl Quest.
Guy#1: "Get out and meet some real girls."
Guy#2: "No way! I gotta take care of my Lamia waifu."
Guy#1: "Dude... Youre way to into Teraphilia"
Guy#1: "Get out and meet some real girls."
Guy#2: "No way! I gotta take care of my Lamia waifu."
Guy#1: "Dude... Youre way to into Teraphilia"
Teraphilia by MonsterGirlLove July 8, 2012
Related Words
teleiophilia
teleiophilia by Umeko December 2, 2004
Telephobia
Fear of communicating long distance (not just on the phone).
This word has the greek prefix "tele" that means distant communication, and phobia, which means fear.
This word has the greek prefix "tele" that means distant communication, and phobia, which means fear.
I don't like communicating over a long distance because I could embarrass myself because I don't know much about the other countries that they live in. I think I have telephobia.
Telephobia by phillips1012 December 14, 2012
Teleiophilia
Somewhat the reverse of pedophilia, teleiophila is when a minor or sometimes an adult is attracted to mature adults/adults older than them.
Teleiophilia by ThePrinceOfPirates September 27, 2015
teleiophilia
A paraphilia in which the person afflicted is sexually attracted to adults. Since it is the most common paraphilia, and the vast majority of the world's population has it, those who do usually fail to realize that they have it, and end up ostracizing all other paraphilia, namely pedophilia or ephebophilia, insisting that they are "the norm". It can also be apparent in minors as well.
The vast majority of adults have teleiophilia. Anyone who doesn't is abruptly shunned.
"Leonard is only 12 years old, but he has a crush on his 39 year old teacher. You could say that leonard has teleiophilia."
"Leonard is only 12 years old, but he has a crush on his 39 year old teacher. You could say that leonard has teleiophilia."
teleiophilia by Mogasaki December 16, 2007
Terminatrix Telephobia
A phobia in which the person has a paralyzing fear of answering the phone believing that it may cause him/her to exit The Matrix.
This is one of the more recent phobias that has come to light, with an obvious connection to the Matrix movie trilogy.
In these films people from the real world are able to "jack in" to the Matrix a ficitonal simulated version of Earth as it once was. These people then exit the Matrix via ringing telephones that their "operators" send them to. It can only be assumed that said operators stream a code of some sort into the ringing phone that allows people to break connection with the Matrix.
People with this phobia may also innately be afraid of large underground cave orgies
This is one of the more recent phobias that has come to light, with an obvious connection to the Matrix movie trilogy.
In these films people from the real world are able to "jack in" to the Matrix a ficitonal simulated version of Earth as it once was. These people then exit the Matrix via ringing telephones that their "operators" send them to. It can only be assumed that said operators stream a code of some sort into the ringing phone that allows people to break connection with the Matrix.
People with this phobia may also innately be afraid of large underground cave orgies
I don't hangout with James anymore because I can never get him on the phone to make plans. Ever since he saw The Matrix he's been afflicted with Terminatrix Telephobia.
I don't think he likes the idea of a world where Keanu Reeves is seen as the last bastion of hope.
I don't think he likes the idea of a world where Keanu Reeves is seen as the last bastion of hope.
Terminatrix Telephobia by DameonTower April 16, 2011
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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