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Telemutes

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.
A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.
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thelemites

A follower of the religion and spiritual system of Thelema.
"Who calls us Thelemites will do no wrong, if he look but close into the word. For there are therein Three Grades, the Hermit, and the Lover, and the man of Earth. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law." - Liber AL
by LAShTAL.COM September 29, 2005
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telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG)

Telemutogenetic manipulation (acronym TMG) is the theory of cyto-mutation on the chromosomal level by means of radio waves, particularly terahertz radiation (so-called T-Rays). Its focus is the replacement of damaged or undesirable genes and their subsequent traits with those from a donor model whose chromosomal makeup has first been digitally represented and then transmitted to affect only the chromosomal signature of the target. Some real study has been made in this realm, but the term was first coined by novelist Eric Shawn in his thriller novel The Power.
Using telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG), scientists have been able to substitute the chromosomes of a frog into a rat, causing the gradual mutation of the rat into a frog.
by Sheila Levine April 30, 2008
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Telenuts

When individuals use extreme bluster and bravado over the phone when they cannot back it up in person. Occurs because of the distance between the two parties and usually with caller ID block for extra protection.
A job applicant who did not get the job got very hostile at me today. He had a huge case of telenuts, going on and on how I was a dead man walking.
by Phill Latio August 6, 2007
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thelemites

An idividual who have read the book of the law and Liber OZ. One of the many proffesors of thelema is Gregory Seewald.
Marcelo Motta is one of the most prominent thelemites that ever lived.
by Poole III November 24, 2003
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