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tahmineh 

a gorgeous loving girl who doesn't take bullshit from anyone
i'm so lucky to have a tahmineh
tahmineh by kanlicy October 24, 2011

Tahmineh 

-Literally translates "princess" from old Farsi.

Tahmineh is freaking gold. You could write a thousand poems about her, and it wouldn't do her justice. Quoting 10,000 more still would not be enough.

She is God's grace and gift to whoever has her, romantically or not. She is brilliant, absolutely brilliant. She's the kind of girl who would turn down admission to a top school because it isn't good enough for her, and she never settles for less than what she is worth. She is a truth-seeker, a good-doer, and love-maker.

She is obviously gorgeous (Persian after all). Eyes, nose, lips, cheeks, chin, ears. Literally head to toes, and everything in between. How could you resist that?

She is the beloved of any man who seeks and finds her, and she is the shame of any man who crosses her.

Love her and never let go of a Tahmineh. She'll definitely leave a mark.
Saadi: "Have you ever heard of the princess named 'Tahmineh'?"
Rumi: "Heard of her? Pfft, she is my spirit animal!"
Saadi: "Wow! Really? What is she like??"
Rumi: "She is the good kind of crazy. She even left a mark on my heart."
Tahmineh by Rumi Mahmoud December 29, 2018

Tahmineh 

A hot Persian law student who comments on Fox News
“Did you see the Trump supporter on Fox News Sunday?”
“Yeah, she was ok, but she was no Tahmineh.”
Tahmineh by Kabob Barg November 6, 2023

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026