Teddy Picker

Made popular by Sheffield band The Arctic Monkeys, a "teddy picker" is a machine found at carnivals and fun-fairs, where one moves a robotic arm to pick up toys or in this case, a teddy bear.

Arctic Monkeys: Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker!
Random dumbass: Huh!??!?!

Teddy Picker by BeautyOnFyre September 30, 2007

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Teddy picker

1. A claw machine

2. Someone who is a try hard and goes to extreme lengths for fame

3. Song by arctic monkeys

1. Mom may I have a coin for the teddy picker?

2. Bro he such a teddy picker he went cliff diving to get on the news

3. My favorite song by arctic monkeys is teddy picker!

Teddy picker by That boleyn girl February 1, 2026

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Teddy Picker • teddy pecker • teddy • teddy bear • Teddy Roosevelt • teddy graham • Teddy Ruxpin • teddy bomber • Teddy Geiger • Teddy Afro

teddy pecker

a penis that does not extend beyond the furry bear brush.

Dude, you gotta shave that shit, free that teddy pecker from the jungle.

teddy pecker by Broan November 12, 2007

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teddypicker

an arctic monkeys song also slang for pedo

"look at that guy staring at those kids"

"omg hes such a teddypicker"

teddypicker by alexi1234 September 28, 2008

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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