Tedd 

An awesome guy that is fun, sexy, random, charismatic, fit, active but sometimes lazy, a little crazy, and a great sense of humor.


Also see- Girl's kryptonite

(Ashley)-Tedd is so awesome, it makes me cry

Tedd by AshleyMels October 16, 2008

Tedd 

Like Todd, but with an “e”

I wish tedd would grab my keys for me

Tedd by CoolCat.9 November 18, 2022

Tedd 

Tedd a fucking gay midget that can't be taller than 5 foot. He's as gay as shit and fucks peoples's ass.

Tedd is a fucking gay bitch.

Tedd by AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa12342 May 30, 2023

Tedd Waweru 

Tedd Waweru fucks.

Tedd Waweru fucks.

Tedd Waweru by Vavelo November 23, 2021

Teddy Roosevelt 

First off, Teddy Roosevelt is not human. He is a quantum fourth dimensional being. His physical form is the only way our mortal minds can perceive his greatness. During the Spanish-American War, it is said Teddy Roosevelt made the Rough Riders. False. Teddy Roosevelt was the Rough Riders. He was a literal one man army. He could liquify people with his intense stares and melt their organs with a twitch of his perfect mustache. Teddy Roosevelt became a cowboy once, but this was not by choice. He just decided to take advantage of his ability to whistle and summon horses straight from the ground. Teddy Roosevelt was once shot before trying to give a speech. The only thing stopping the bullet from entering his heart was the speech in his breast pocket. He gave the speech anyways, bleeding profusely. The doctor just started operating on him during his presentation. But see, Teddy Roosevelt cannot be harmed. His body is made of pure stem cells. He merely allowed his body to be harmed to woo the crowd. All medical records of Teddy Roosevelt have been hidden away, because each time he was cut open to be operated on, they just found a smaller Teddy Roosevelt inside of him. Not a baby, but a homunculus, monocle included. It is said Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep. His Vice President stated that should Teddy have been awake, there would have been a fight. This is partly true. Teddy would in fact have gone mano y mano with the grim reaper himself.

"Dude! Chuck Norris jokes are great!"
"Obviously you haven't heard of our lord and savior Teddy Roosevelt."

Teddy Roosevelt by SirGiggles February 15, 2017

Teddoom 

A ritual for the Teddoomians. Often preformed by these people, Teddoom is a ritual that consists of doing quiet coyote, in a circle with five or more people. The ritual starts off by making a sacrifice to the Teddoom God; also Teddoom. The sacrifice has to be loved by one or more of the Teddoomians participating in the ritual. It has to be living. Once the sacrifice is made, the Teddoom chant has already begun. All the Teddoomians in the circle say “Teddoom” simultaneously, then tap their quiet coyotes three times. Any more than three times will lead to instantaneous death.

After dinner, we sacrificed Mom so we could participate in Teddoom!

Teddoom by tcannon0004 October 10, 2018

teddycopter 

TeddyCopter is the ship name for @Nickaustin and @Tonylopez

Friend 1: Hey you know that big ship couple on TikTok?
Friend 2: Yeah teddycopter/tonick!

teddycopter by Sofftie.solby May 26, 2020