Ted Lee

Leader of the cybernetic rebellion of 2020. During this revolution he leads the last resistance of mankind and ends WWIII with a legion of the most elite warriors to ever exist. He is fear. The last hope of life as we know it. Born the fifth son of Chronos, god of time and life, Ted grew through battle and trial, cheating death many times. Through this he learns to bend time and space. Going so far back as 200 BC, and conquering most of Asia Minor and Aegea, he gains recognition as the greatest military commander of the known world. And some parts of space. He died in his home town of Archerion, in 2034, shortly after jumping on top of a nuclear explosion and saving the universe from certain doom.

R.I.P. Ted Lee 1863 BC - 2034 AD

Ted Lee is a one-man rapetrain.

Ted Lee by Archimedes III April 29, 2008

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tedlee

1. (v)To date or have relations with multiple women at the same time. None of the women will know about the others. (acceptable in utah)
2. (v)To gank women that friends are interested in.
3. (n,v)One who consistently flakes on friends.

1. Aw damn sister, he pulled a tedlee on us!
2. DAMMIT, Dick tedleed Jane from me!
3. Pfft, Dick's not coming - he's such a tedlee.

tedlee by timmuh June 19, 2006

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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