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Leader of the cybernetic rebellion of 2020. During this revolution he leads the last resistance of mankind and ends WWIII with a legion of the most elite warriors to ever exist. He is fear. The last hope of life as we know it. Born the fifth son of Chronos, god of time and life, Ted grew through battle and trial, cheating death many times. Through this he learns to bend time and space. Going so far back as 200 BC, and conquering most of Asia Minor and Aegea, he gains recognition as the greatest military commander of the known world. And some parts of space. He died in his home town of Archerion, in 2034, shortly after jumping on top of a nuclear explosion and saving the universe from certain doom.

R.I.P. Ted Lee 1863 BC - 2034 AD
Ted Lee is a one-man rapetrain.
Ted Lee by Archimedes III April 29, 2008
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1. (v)To date or have relations with multiple women at the same time. None of the women will know about the others. (acceptable in utah)
2. (v)To gank women that friends are interested in.
3. (n,v)One who consistently flakes on friends.
1. Aw damn sister, he pulled a tedlee on us!
2. DAMMIT, Dick tedleed Jane from me!
3. Pfft, Dick's not coming - he's such a tedlee.
tedlee by timmuh June 19, 2006
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008