Techno Boy 

A male with a strong affinity for technology and it's operation. They are typically called upon by others in 'technological' emergencies as informal I.T. advisors. (E.g. when someone can't navigate their way through their iPod menu's, is struggling to upload something, or is crashing their Windows-based machine for the umpteenth time for no apparent good reason). The technoboy may well have a variety of gadgets and machines at his disposal, but mainly it is his knowledge of how machines function and how to fix them when they crash or go wrong that results in the use of 'technoboy'.

Female X is desperate to complete her essay but her machine keeps crashing. She calls upon techno boy to help out. Otherwise she would probably not go near him.

Techno Boy by technoboy May 7, 2009

Techno boy 

A boy who adores computers and thinks they are hot and sexy as a girl.
The boy in love of the techno girl

Joshua is a techno boy

Techno boy by asdasjioads| December 13, 2007

Techno-boy-toy 

(noun) Referring to a person's boyfriend, who has tech skills.

Call off your techno-boy-toy or I tell the cops what your mom keeps in the lasagna box.

Techno-boy-toy by AriaIsBigA August 14, 2023

Technoboob 

A person that is a complete idiot when it comes to technology.

Wayne is such a technoboob he thought he could pour batter in his cd-rom tray and make pancakes.

Technoboob by Tehcnoboob Hater December 16, 2008

technobollox 

Akin to technobabble, TechnoBollox is completely inaccurate drivel relating to technology or something of a technical nature, which is spouted by someone who either doesn't completely understand the subject they're talking about, or has heard a few key buzzwords and gone off on a spasmodic frenzy of scaremongering and sensationalisation. Quite commonly encountered in professions such as IT, Engineering, etc. People who actually understand and work with the technology being discussed can spot technobollox a mile away, and will often thwart and ridicule the perpetrator by introducing real facts to the discussion.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance levels multiplied by this menace.

Person A: "Some guy at that management seminar told our CEO that BlackBerry devices can calculate next week's lottery numbers, now he wants one!"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"

Technophobe: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
IT guy: "That is complete and utter technobollox"

technobollox by Ciaran_ October 27, 2006

TechnoBoner 

When a person gets so excited about technology, or nerdy stuff that they get an erection/hard-on/boner from the digital lust of new technology. Usually related to new or unreleased technology, televisions, i-phones, zunes, hard drives (thats what she said), etc. When in a public setting the term Technoboner can be shortened to "TB" in order to hide your heightened state and preserve your dignity. . . Unless you have a huge erection in which case your screwed.

I can't believe how incredible this new Zune HD is with it's touchscreen, HD output, HD radio and intuitive software. Every time i use it i totally get a Technoboner.

TechnoBoner by That guy Kyle November 1, 2009

technobore

A person who posesses the ability to bore anyone to tears with incessant babble about technology, obscure current events, or, in the case of mass transportation, the probablilty of accidents resulting in death of that particular means of transport.

Man, that was the worst flight EVER! Six hours trapped between a lawyer and a technobore....

technobore by ana.gram April 11, 2005