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A gorgeous woman with a beautifully uncommon name. She is so sweet and caring. While she can get on your nerves she always means well. She deserves the world and is amazing.
"There isnt a girl better then this one!"
"Then you have never met a Teasley."
Teasley by William Moore 78 July 21, 2019
Words you can keep
Annoying as fuck
She is such a teasley
teasley by Americanturtles January 26, 2017
A chocolate chip cookie, normaly said by an autistic person
‘Guys I’m realy hungry’.
‘Yea me too, I’ve got an idea!’
‘Maybe we habenasroalrmcpalocnrlw Teasley!
Teasley by Teasley ipnenenome November 24, 2019
The act of mixing herbal tea, whiskey, and a bit of water. Discovered by uprising economist Austin S in Austin, Texas.
Described as "Amerikano way of getting drunk with tailored impunity of postponed burning savoriness."

by Dr. Monroy (self certified), honey bee philanthropist and a really bad crypto-currency investor.
Miko: "Yo dawg, what do we have to drink?"
William: "None much dawg, just whiskey"
Ugo: "I hate whiskey, that burning feel makes it hard to drink it"
Belle: "I got you guys, let's just make Teaskey!"
Ugo, William, and Miko synchronously respond with "Bet"
Teaskey by Amerikano September 16, 2019
Tesley:
1.An amazing girl with the best personality.
2.LOVES hanging out with friends.
3.Funny af.
4.Smart af.
5.Easiest person to talk to, you can tell her anything.
6.Always sucked into drama even though she hates it.
7.Some people have bad opinions of her because they are complete assholes and need to die in a hole.
8.Just plain wonderful to be around.
9.Just plain perfect.
(on snapchat) Person 1"wanna hang today?" Person 2"Sorry I'm hanging with Tesley atm." Person 1"oh sorry I will leave you alone your doing more important things."
Tesley by thefuq September 5, 2016

carter teasly 

a fucking asshole bitch who is just all around a awful person
yo that girl is such a carter teasly
carter teasly by hiyobro February 24, 2015

Teaslenuggets 

A goofy individual that smells like chicken nuggets. Natural habitat: everywhere. No, seriously. Everywhere. The ratio of guys to girls in his vicinity is usually teaslenuggets to infinity (sometimes more). Note that his nuggets smell increases exponentially with the number of females in the area.
Teaslenuggets must be close. I smell chicken nuggets.
Teaslenuggets by PAULSEY January 28, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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