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Annoying as fuck
She is such a teasley
teasley by Americanturtles January 26, 2017
A chocolate chip cookie, normaly said by an autistic person
‘Guys I’m realy hungry’.
‘Yea me too, I’ve got an idea!’
‘Maybe we habenasroalrmcpalocnrlw Teasley!
Teasley by Teasley ipnenenome November 24, 2019
The act of mixing herbal tea, whiskey, and a bit of water. Discovered by uprising economist Austin S in Austin, Texas.
Described as "Amerikano way of getting drunk with tailored impunity of postponed burning savoriness."

by Dr. Monroy (self certified), honey bee philanthropist and a really bad crypto-currency investor.
Miko: "Yo dawg, what do we have to drink?"
William: "None much dawg, just whiskey"
Ugo: "I hate whiskey, that burning feel makes it hard to drink it"
Belle: "I got you guys, let's just make Teaskey!"
Ugo, William, and Miko synchronously respond with "Bet"
Teaskey by Amerikano September 16, 2019
Tesley:
1.An amazing girl with the best personality.
2.LOVES hanging out with friends.
3.Funny af.
4.Smart af.
5.Easiest person to talk to, you can tell her anything.
6.Always sucked into drama even though she hates it.
7.Some people have bad opinions of her because they are complete assholes and need to die in a hole.
8.Just plain wonderful to be around.
9.Just plain perfect.
(on snapchat) Person 1"wanna hang today?" Person 2"Sorry I'm hanging with Tesley atm." Person 1"oh sorry I will leave you alone your doing more important things."
Tesley by thefuq September 5, 2016

carter teasly 

a fucking asshole bitch who is just all around a awful person
yo that girl is such a carter teasly
carter teasly by hiyobro February 24, 2015

Teaslenuggets 

A goofy individual that smells like chicken nuggets. Natural habitat: everywhere. No, seriously. Everywhere. The ratio of guys to girls in his vicinity is usually teaslenuggets to infinity (sometimes more). Note that his nuggets smell increases exponentially with the number of females in the area.
Teaslenuggets must be close. I smell chicken nuggets.
Teaslenuggets by PAULSEY January 28, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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