Teaslenuggets 

A goofy individual that smells like chicken nuggets. Natural habitat: everywhere. No, seriously. Everywhere. The ratio of guys to girls in his vicinity is usually teaslenuggets to infinity (sometimes more). Note that his nuggets smell increases exponentially with the number of females in the area.

Teaslenuggets must be close. I smell chicken nuggets.

Teaslenuggets by PAULSEY January 28, 2011