Definitions by Amerikano

Teaskey 

The act of mixing herbal tea, whiskey, and a bit of water. Discovered by uprising economist Austin S in Austin, Texas.
Described as "Amerikano way of getting drunk with tailored impunity of postponed burning savoriness."

by Dr. Monroy (self certified), honey bee philanthropist and a really bad crypto-currency investor.

Miko: "Yo dawg, what do we have to drink?"
William: "None much dawg, just whiskey"
Ugo: "I hate whiskey, that burning feel makes it hard to drink it"
Belle: "I got you guys, let's just make Teaskey!"
Ugo, William, and Miko synchronously respond with "Bet"

Teaskey by Amerikano September 16, 2019

amerikano 

A lifestyle mostly applied to young adults where only common influences of America matter in terms of food, alcoholic, and every day living matters.

Jesus "I'm craving some chicken or steak today, but I don't know how to cook anything"
Nick "Don't worry, I know the top 3 dishes of each. Just pick one for me"
Jesus "Why not Top 4?"
Nick "I can only retain so much info, just pick one. Otherwise, your dumb ass can eat hot pockets"
Jesus "Chicken, you stupid Amerikano"
Nick "Bet"

amerikano by Amerikano September 16, 2019

Claw me 

Whenever you want someone to give you a white claw.

Bob: "Bro, Erick smashed my girl while wearing some Polo Socks"
Nick: "Damn bro how sad, put 'Despacito' though"
Peter: "Bob, no one gives a shit, claw me though"
Steve proceeds to hand Bob a White Claw drink and then shoots himself with a shotgun that same night.

Claw me by Amerikano August 4, 2019