Teary Dick

Someone who masturbates with their own tears because they are so lonely. He is therefore a teary dick.

He stayed at home and masturbated with his tears because he had no one to go out with therefore he is a teary dick.

by Tulsagrit August 1, 2020

dick tear

dick tear - the clear "tear like" precum fluid that can drip from an erect penis. When a cock-tease gets a guy hot and bothered and then leaves him hanging, his unit can shed a dick tear.

him: what? you are leaving and not gonna give it up?

her: yeah, i'm outta here. what do you think i am, a hooker?

him: no, but you are a damn cock-tease.

her: just cuz you have the bag doesn't mean you are going to get laid, so your little weenie can shed a dick tear when i walk out the door.

by jillzgotskillz February 19, 2010

Dick Tears

You dick starts to cry from the emotional overload.

Andrew: God I can feel my dick tears edging from that sweet loli.

by ChesterTM April 27, 2015

Dick-Tear

The extra drip or two of PP after using the bathroom.

Mark: Tom looks like your Dick-Tear leaked threw your pants.

by J-Gill1995 December 6, 2012

Dick Tears

The tears that come out of your special eye.

Suzie gave the worst blowjob ever and made my dick cry. Good thing she ate my dick tears.

by Taintstar November 17, 2009

Nice Dick Terry

Implying that you can see a friends/strangers penis during an awkward circumstance, this phrase is most often used in showers or at swimming pools. the phrase was coined by Russell Howard in 2011.

you: "nice dick terry"
recipient "thank you"

by TerryWithTheD January 26, 2017

Dicking tears

its when you cry while sucking a dick because its too good

shigaraki had me dropping dicking tears

by Malshiggy October 1, 2020