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Teagan M. 

Teagan is a tall skinny brunette with pretty blue eyes and really good at softball and volleyball. She suffers with depression and expressing her feelings correctly but is super duper funny. Usually if she has a crush or a boyfriend they last a while because of her kind personality. She’s bubbly and 100% chalant by dareing to do anything in public no matter. She can get really loud when she want but only when she’s happier of if your pissing her off. If she explodes on you, you messed up. She struggles with ED, Depression, PTSD, Separation anxiety, and just regular anxiety. Yet she won’t speak up about it and she copes by making jokes about her trauma and laughing but inside it truly dose hurt her. She loves her family a lot aswell. Not to mention she’s kinda a mix of everything combined. She’s a drop dead gorgeous girl. She’s Irish, average height, skinny, THICKKKKKKK AUGHHHH, freckled, blue eyed, and tan when she wants to be by tanning. If you find a Teagan never let go of her.
Random lookin ahh: Teagan’s so kind I’m glad she’s my friend. Teagan M.
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tegan.m.wilson 

tegan.m.wilson - a wise man
a pinocchio look a like

her head shaped like a baboons a**
thick as hell

booty shaped like no other

goddess in bed

most kind and kb girl you could ever ask for

wifey material

cant handle babies

has weak arms

bright but not bright like a dim lamp
beautiful eyes

clean but abit messy

smells nice most of the time
short

holy but also a freak

shy as but nasty when it come down to business.
person one: oh crap she's hot and thick.
person two: ughh must be a Tegan.m.wilson:(

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026