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Teagan M. 

Teagan is a tall skinny brunette with pretty blue eyes and really good at softball and volleyball. She suffers with depression and expressing her feelings correctly but is super duper funny. Usually if she has a crush or a boyfriend they last a while because of her kind personality. She’s bubbly and 100% chalant by dareing to do anything in public no matter. She can get really loud when she want but only when she’s happier of if your pissing her off. If she explodes on you, you messed up. She struggles with ED, Depression, PTSD, Separation anxiety, and just regular anxiety. Yet she won’t speak up about it and she copes by making jokes about her trauma and laughing but inside it truly dose hurt her. She loves her family a lot aswell. Not to mention she’s kinda a mix of everything combined. She’s a drop dead gorgeous girl. She’s Irish, average height, skinny, THICKKKKKKK AUGHHHH, freckled, blue eyed, and tan when she wants to be by tanning. If you find a Teagan never let go of her.
Random lookin ahh: Teagan’s so kind I’m glad she’s my friend. Teagan M.
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tegan.m.wilson 

tegan.m.wilson - a wise man
a pinocchio look a like

her head shaped like a baboons a**
thick as hell

booty shaped like no other

goddess in bed

most kind and kb girl you could ever ask for

wifey material

cant handle babies

has weak arms

bright but not bright like a dim lamp
beautiful eyes

clean but abit messy

smells nice most of the time
short

holy but also a freak

shy as but nasty when it come down to business.
person one: oh crap she's hot and thick.
person two: ughh must be a Tegan.m.wilson:(
tegan.m.wilson by tegan.m.wilson March 14, 2021
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