Teab

When you are sat, normally in a field/garden, and think about the existance of squids. Occasionally one might also think about seals or sea lions.

Person 1: hey bro where where you yesterday?
Person 2: I was say in my garden covered in olive oil just teabing.
Person 1: this really is a bruh moment

Teab by Iestynisqueer April 17, 2019

Teabλg Johnson 

God.

Teabλg Johnson is god himself.

Teabλg Johnson by zwreida May 11, 2018

Teaboo 

Like a weeaboo, but fetishizing British culture rather than Japanese culture. Think that watching Sherlock and Doctor Who give them any actual insight on the country at all and that saying things like "tea and crumpets" makes them interesting. Most likely have never actually been within 100 feet of a real British person in their life.

"Ugh did you see that teaboo over there who's lecturing people on British history that she learned through YouTube? Lame."
"I know, so obnoxious."

Teaboo by fullmetaloptimist May 11, 2014

Economic Teabag 

Sticking it to a liberal organization by buying a competitor's product.

I hope GM is enjoying my economic teabag, because I only buy Lexus products.

Economic Teabag by Navin1 December 11, 2012

teaber 

A misspelled variation of the word, “teamer” predominantly used by Redditors and middle-schoolers.

Guy 1: Those teabers teamed on me and called me a fag!!

Guy 2: But babe, you are a fag...

teaber by ggnore2ez February 27, 2021

Brixton Teabag 

A makeshift weapon consisting of two snooker balls inside a sock, intended to be swung at the victim's head. Made famous by Ray Winstone's character in the 1979 film 'Scum'.

Ray: "Where's your tool?"
The Daddy: "What fackin' tool?"
Ray *Kills with brixton teabag*
Ray: "THIS FACKIN' TOOL!"

Brixton Teabag by DaddyRay May 9, 2013

teabag montage 

On Halo you put the respwan time for 10 seconds. While they are watching their dead body you go and press B on the XBOX controller rapidly. You do that to everyone you kill. People will get angry at you.

1. I was going on a teabag montage on Halo.

teabag montage by Spoonman261 July 13, 2010