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Tea Towel 

A very sexy man
Look a tea towel in the bushes! How hot!
Tea Towel by Cookie cat- gamer November 13, 2023
An insult that has humanity gagged.
Also: Someone who complains to Cadbury on TikTok about their chocolate not melting, while using cold water instead of hot water to melt it.
"Beacuse you're using cold water, you tea towel"
Tea Towel by anonymous May 26, 2026

Tea towel holder 

Small rubber item which can be found in kitchens throughout the UK. Mounted on the side of kitchen cabinet or wall. The front part of the rubber holder is crossed so that one can poke the corner of a tea towl into it and thereby leaving it dangling in order to dry. Also used to describe the arse hole or a stare from the big cheeked cyclops.
Pumping her vigorously from behind, I took a moment's rest to gather my thoughts and observe her tea towel holder giving me the brown eyed wink.

Tea towel head 

Australian slang for rag head, or someone wearing a turban (towel on the head).
Can also be used for describing burka wearing persons.
A: Man, that tea towel head should go wear normal clothes.
B: I agree, they look like moving boxes with that big black bee suit they wear.
Tea towel head by Ruby Ring December 9, 2008

tea-towel holder 

arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
2. shagging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use
i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night
tea-towel holder by bob April 7, 2004

tea towel holder 

a round plastic wall or cupboard side mounted kitchen fixture that in a pop art way resembles a brown star. your index finger is used to push near the corner of a tea towel, against the holder, this has a cross cut imto it which allows entry for your finger and teatowel you pull finger out and hey ho the material of the towel is held by your tea towel holder. terms such as, shall i put it in your teatowel holder, become funny when you are asking your mates mum.
shall i put it in your tea towel holder
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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