Tea Pot

Someone with a very short and stout penis,in refernce to the childhood song
I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"
by TacehT November 24, 2004
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An adolescent or fraternity type prank where one yanks the arm of a man while he is urinating, thus causing him to let go of his penis and urinate in or on his pants. The arm holding the penis represents the tea pot handle. The penis represents the tea pot spout.
Chris gave Pete a Tea Pot after they had been drinking light beer all day. Pete's waistband snapped back and his dick went all the way back in his pants and he pissed in his pants for at least 2 seconds.
by stevofranco September 16, 2011
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1.An extreme camp stance as described in the song "I'm a little tea pot".
One hand is on the hip, the other hand held at shoulder height, but with a limp wrist.
2.Someone who displays stereotypical campness.
1. "Here mate you're standing like a tea pot"
"Oh shit! Cheers mate"

2."That bloke who just put The Village People on the juke box is a right tea pot"
"You're right, shame there's no Pet Shop Boys"
by gonkenstien August 16, 2012
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a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act.
hey baby, did you wanna try something new tonight? yeah? i was thinking of tea potting
by evil bob August 30, 2006
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A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man
"I took my girlfriend for a curry last night. Tea potting all night long. So mate- dont ever use this teapot... "
by Marie Costello August 20, 2007
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a black person from England. Commonly found to have a SCHTEENY SCHWEENY ie a small cock
mat you are a black tea pot
by c.bone September 19, 2007
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When a male dips his nuts in the vagina while masturbating and the shoots his load on the girls face like steam coming out the tea pot
Dude I did the tea pot to my girl friend last night
by mreps1983 January 28, 2011
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