Tdot Loaft 

The act that late night bar hoppers and club goers of the greater toronto area partake in, that involves staying or more acuratly "loafting" around the streets and/or the train station in the time between last call and the first train of the day at 6:30 am. Although this is the most accurate description of tdot loafting, it can also be used to describe any situation where a group of people are taking a longer than usual amount of time, to complete a desired action.

tdot loafter: Yoo guy wanna go partying in tdot?

some guy: Uhhh.. whos the designated driver?

tdot loafter: Nah fuck that man were taking the train!

some guy: Well thats kinda gay I don't want to leave the club at like 12..

tdot loafter: nahhh fuck that man were TDOT LOAFTING!!!

some guy: wtf... its like 3 degrees outside..

tdot loafter: comon man its a TDOT LOAFT.. you know TDOT LOAAAAFTT its gonna be key

some guy: nah fuck that id rather watch pbs or something

Tdot Loaft by tdot loafter March 8, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012