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A very Gay faggot who sucks balls for a living and is currently making a living in prostitution for men. Tayleon sucks balls night and day and will eat you cock for free! Just ask him and he will hop right on that dick.
Sarah- look it’s Tayleon having sex with mister galligan again, eww he just nutted.
Tayleon by Chancalachucker November 4, 2019
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Tayleon is mostly used as a name for many variations but you can be assured that they are a person you want in your life they have hearts pure as gold. You never wanna lose a Tayleon because they always have your back through the good and the bad
Tayleon Is so sweet
Tayleon by justthatguy8675 May 8, 2019
Related Words
Tayleon • taylen • taylon • taylena • Taylenn • Taylona • tayveon • taleon • Tayeon • tayleen
Quite possibly the funniest person you could ever meet. He's also incredibly intelligent, deviously sexy, and far more mature than your average dude. He will be filthy fucking rich and retire at the age of 30 because he has the drive and ambition to achieve his goals. Personally, there is no one I would rather spend time with than Taylon. Simply put, he is amazing, and everything you could want in another person.
"Damn, Taylon is the world's greatest!"
Taylon by kaleidoscope.eyes February 24, 2010
- a combination of Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez's names

- the bestest of friends in the music industry
- two queens
Grace: Do you think Taylena should collab?
Albany: Of course! They're queens
Taylon is a Goddess among your women, her beauty is out of this world. She’s the most caring and loving person at heart, but she values loyalty over all, and very fragile you must cherish a Taylon for her and beauty is rare, and If you cherish a Taylon she will love you forever no matter what.
Antonio: I Love You Taylon
Taylon: I Love You More Bae
Taylon by papabear115 April 16, 2019
A girl who is really pretty, smart, and basically amazing. Has a slim thick body type and is a guy magnet! Has a nice ass and is good in bed!

Once you meet her you'll never want to stop talking because she's so easy to talk to and is very trust worthy! She usually knows more than one language and is sweet to everyone she meets! But don't be fooled because she's a badass, and if you mess with her, you got something coming your way and it's not her nice ass! It's probably a knife! Once you know one you should probably hold on tight and never let go because she's a catch!
Look it's Taylen! I know I stalk her!
taylen by justpickaname January 29, 2017
He’s tall and he can dress. He is a super freak.He knows how to treat a female and very respectful. And has a 7 to 8 incher on him. He packin but y’all need a Taylen in your life.
Hey Taylen can you rub my feet.
Taylen by Fred Henry January 28, 2020
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murderhobo 

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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