Taylamar 

A portmanteau of "Taylor" and "Lamar", in reference to the duo of Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar, two great artists, who have collaborated in the past.

I'm such a huge Taylamar.

Taylamar by claireddish May 3, 2024

Talamare 

1. A sea of bright stars from a compound word of
Tala - tagalog for a big bright star, and
Mare - astronomy term for a sea of
2. A sequence of rhythmic suffocation from a compound word of
Tala - for a style rhythmic pattern in hindu music
Mare - a the condition of many symptomes caused when ones having a nightmare

1. Talamare shines brightly

Talamare by Talamare May 19, 2006

taylamazing 

perfection in human being form; godlike.

She was a total Taylamazing in bed, couldn't get any better.

taylamazing by taj447 October 8, 2009

Taylaaring yourself 

Finding yourself in a compromising position when your "partner" walks in on you on the couch watching Saturday Kitchen, whilst self-fornicating and trying to reach completion with vigorous and precise nipple-play. It's made worse by your chode-like body, stained rolex watch and the faint-yet-distinctive smell of beer, sweat and anguish.

Example 1:

Jimmy: "Oh no bro, I heard your girlfriend just walked in on you Taylaaring yourself"

Matthew: "Yeah she did, it was awful. I spilt cans of home brewed beer everywhere. I just want to cry into my slow cooked, pulled pork dinner".

Jimmy: "I bet that wasn't pretty"

Matthew: "It wasn't, but the dinner was good. It was in the cooker for 1700 hours.

Example 2:

Tim: "I would eat that slow cooked, pulled-pork Joe, I heard he Taylaared himself all over it".

Taylaaring yourself by Sirbantsalot December 9, 2012