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taxi cab
when a resenbly, ok HUGE fat man wears a yellow rain coat and is mistaken for a taxi cab, aka a gary
taxi cab by hjhgkgb.mhkjgh.kjutytfjhui6rfu January 23, 2009
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Taxi Cab
1) A whorehouse or brothel for gay men, primarally a European or Australian term. Also commonly know as 'taxi club'.
Ex 1: I thought the place was a club, but when that guy in fishnet started coming on to me, I realized it was realyl just a taxi cab!
You mean a taxi club? For reals? Man, that's awkward.
You mean a taxi club? For reals? Man, that's awkward.
Taxi Cab by Anonymous 4 A Reason May 10, 2009
TAXI CAB
TAXI CAB by Skidaddle Skidoodle June 25, 2019
Taxi Cab Jumper
When you are taking a taxi back from the bar to your house with all your friends and your one friend tells the cab driver to stop and jumps out on a random street.
Matt!!! What are you doing. Where are you going? This is not our street. Get back in the cab!!! Don't be a Taxi Cab Jumper!!!
Taxi Cab Jumper by bigfred40oz June 20, 2011
Taxi Cab Whore
A Girl who charges sex by the mile.
$10 Per Mile.
M/S + M = T
Then
T(N) = $10(N)
M = One mile in feet
S = Size of manhood (In inches)
T = Total amount of thrusts per mile
N = Number of miles
$10 Per Mile.
M/S + M = T
Then
T(N) = $10(N)
M = One mile in feet
S = Size of manhood (In inches)
T = Total amount of thrusts per mile
N = Number of miles
Ex.1
5280/8 + 5280 = 5940
Then
5940(1) = $10(1)
5940 = $10
So, For every 5,940 Thrusts into the Vagina or Anus, the Taxi Cab Whore charges you $10
Ex.2
5280/7.5 + 5280 = 5984
Then
5984(2) = $10(2)
11968 = $20
If you thrust her for two miles worth of your manhood, Taxi Cab Whore charges you $20
5280/8 + 5280 = 5940
Then
5940(1) = $10(1)
5940 = $10
So, For every 5,940 Thrusts into the Vagina or Anus, the Taxi Cab Whore charges you $10
Ex.2
5280/7.5 + 5280 = 5984
Then
5984(2) = $10(2)
11968 = $20
If you thrust her for two miles worth of your manhood, Taxi Cab Whore charges you $20
Taxi Cab Whore by The-Mountain November 21, 2011
taxi cab rhino
an alcoholic beverage consisting of every type of alcohol and mixer in the personal liquor cabinet. It smells like a taxi cab and hits ya like a rhino!
John: I need a drink.
Jess: oh have you had my specialty, the taxi cab rhino?
John: oh no, whats in it?
Jess: a little bit of everything!
John: I'll take it!
Jess: oh have you had my specialty, the taxi cab rhino?
John: oh no, whats in it?
Jess: a little bit of everything!
John: I'll take it!
taxi cab rhino by Karoline R April 20, 2007
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