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tardigrade 

1.) A water bear, the hardiest creature alive.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
1.) Tardigrades can survive in space.
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
tardigrade by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015

tardigrade 

The only grade considered worse than an F in many schools.
Teacher 1: If Dave doesn't start to do his work, he'll end up with a tardigrade.
tardigrade by Sepcial ED December 11, 2010

tardigrade amnesia 

When you get so drunk you somehow become impervious to any sort of physical harm, and survive the strangest and most dangerous encounters, without remembering any of it. Named after tardigrades, small animals that can survive in almost any conditions, even in the vacuum of space.
"Dude, what happened? You look like shit!" "Uhh I... lost a drinking contest? ... beer pong? there was a water bucket bong? I don't remember ... think I fell from the balcony into a bush and passed out.. and slept in there until the morning..." "What the fuck? That's some hardcore tardigrade amnesia!"

"So Marc woke up bare ass naked on the beach under an inflatable boat. He didn't know where any of his stuff was so he had to walk two hours to his mom's place wearing some tarp he found on the beach." "Dude it was freezing outside last night!" "Yeah talk about tardigrade amnesia"

Tardigrada Skasick 

Very much like that of a Tardigrada, but not really as cool...

Skasicks, or skittles as they are sometimes called are attracted to such animals as redheads and when a Skasick finds a redhead it likes it makes awkward stuttering noises and lame jokes.
To catch a skasick you must make a statement that can be answered with "That's What She Said" Then you can club it and skin it. Skasick skins don't really go for much more than half a penny.
Typical Tardigrada Skasick Redhead Mating Call:

"Hi Tegan" noted fluctuation in voice
"You sound pretty today."

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026