TardDex 

A Harvard Business School concept used by Weeresinghe & Co Management Consultancy to assess the innner strength of your business.

The metrics is

(number of retarded employees)/(number of these retarded employees who been promoted).

As you approach 1 you reach Operational Retardedness

"This quarter we hit a Quarter on Quarter 100% increase in our TardDex quotient. Lets invest in subprime!"

TardDex by cwurzle January 20, 2009

Tardex 

A pharmaceutical product sold in health food stores and marketed to athletes and bodybuilders. It comes in the form of powder which can be mixed with juice to provide "Super Retard Strength" to the user. Users of Tardex® report a drastic increase in physical strength for a period of several hours, usually accompanied by a marked decrease in mental capacity and an increase of salivary activity.

Tardex® powder comes in large, 1 kg. canisters and is generally mixed with apple juice. The instruction label is divided into "before use" and "after use" sections. The first part advises on proper dosage and recommends that the user wear a hockey helmet, The "after use" section, printed in 36 pt. type, simply stating "No! No! No! No touch! Bad! Bad! Go Away!"

"Super Retard Strength," a trademarked phrase of Downs Pharmaceuticals, Inc., has been frequently attacked as derogatory by the ARC and similar advocacy groups, playing upon the supposedly-abnormal muscular strength of mentally retarded people. Also, the claim that its active ingredient is "pure Seattle brain water" is disputed.

The U.S. Olympic Commission stripped the gold medal from the athlete for illegal use of Tardex, having been tipped off by the drool streaks on his jersey.

Tardex by Timotheus325 February 23, 2008

tardsexual 

One whose sexual orientation consists of primarily being attracted to those with mental or social deficiences retards.

*in Bubble Boy*
Chick 1: Well, I'm in love with a boy who has no immunities who has to live in a plastic bubble.
Chick 2: I'm tardsexual. I played spin the bottle with the sped kids.

See also the movie Pumpkin with Christina Ricci or The Other Sister.

tardsexual by Wetherbizzle July 5, 2008

tardded 

A synonym of played. Used to make a stupid decision and play it on someone else.

You just got tardded on, goodnight.

tardded by Jerry In The Driver Seat July 15, 2021