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tap you off
when someone is annoying you and you stop them because you're annoyed. "tap you off" means you're going to fight with them if they don't stop
tap you off by L.Mail November 19, 2019
If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry
Cap it before you tap it
Friend: Dude, I hope you Cap it before you tap it. She looked nasty.
Lucky Joe: Hell ya, dude! No STDs for me!
Lucky Joe: Hell ya, dude! No STDs for me!
Cap it before you tap it by Zeak April 1, 2008
wrap it before you tap it
phil-Did you wrap it before you tap it?
bob-hell naw, she let me go solo!
phil-damn, douching it out on jenn.
bob-hell naw, she let me go solo!
phil-damn, douching it out on jenn.
wrap it before you tap it by zOMGitzNIK December 29, 2010
wrap it before you tap it
Jim: Hey, I just had sex with Wendy.
Jerome: Nice bro, did you wrap it before you tap it?
Jim: I'm not a dumbass, I use protection.
Jerome: Nice bro, did you wrap it before you tap it?
Jim: I'm not a dumbass, I use protection.
wrap it before you tap it by qw3r1y August 21, 2022
rap it before you tap it
rap it before you tap it by ganstamomma January 10, 2011
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