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Taekooker 

In shipping fandoms there are what’s called, Taekookers. The ship consists of Taehyung and Jungkook from BTS.

They are a force of delusional theorist that try to prove their ship is real with no actual proof as the proof itself.

If Taekook are not seen on camera interacting, they believe their company has cut content, that in itself is the proof.

No factual proof exists that Taekook is real. It boils down to jealousy, possessiveness & no subunit as the proof.

Jungkook is not allowed to interact with Jimin as Taekookers will absolutely lose their shit & embark on a rampage of words that consist of- abuser, homewrecker, fan service, BRO, MOM, DAD. This usually happens when something non brotherly happens between Jimin & Jungkook.

The latest instance was “the hickey”. Taekookers went crazy. The usual kinda stuff being said, “I do this with my Nan when she picks me up bridal style & spins me around, then I’ll suck her ear to make grandad jealous”

Please stay away from Taekookers if you plan on keeping your sanity. If you’re too late then good luck in later life, and also incest is illegal so leave your nan alone.
FIGHTING!
“I’m proud to be a Taekooker but it’s hard!”
Janet : “Omg JK sucked JM’s ear at Rosebowl”
Barhare : “Please, give me time to think, I can’t process it, I NEED TIME TO THINK UP WHAT TO SAY ON MY NEXT VIDEO (cries)”

Carol : “JK hates Jimin, Jikook will never have what Taekook have off cam even tho we can’t see it, it’s there, TAEKOOK REAL 💜💜💜💜🥰🥰💜🥰❤️🥰💜🥰💜”

“Taekookers, be brave, we got this!”
Taekooker by Tangalicious October 2, 2021
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Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
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abandonware 

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