Tampon Libertarian
One who takes socially conservative stances but otherwise considers him or herself to be a libertarian. As in, you believe government should be small... Small enough to fit inside certain body parts...
Many right-wingers consider themselves to be libertarians, but I grow tired of their socially conservative positions on women's reproductive rights, so I started calling them "tampon libertarians".
Tampon Libertarian by April Alligator July 1, 2014
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