When perusing the Tampa Gentleman's Club you may walk into a club that has some of the nastiest, dirty, skanky chicken heads you'll ever see. Your penis will slowly retract into your pelvis, similar to a turtle retracting into it's shell.
Joe: Dude, when I was in Tampa visiting my grandma I went to a nearby strip club. It was so sloppy I ended up with a Tampa Turtle. I should have gone to the Penthouse Club!
by Darkwing Duck III November 29, 2017
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