The Tallahassee Hot Pocket is a large piece of human feces inside of a condom, that has been frozen and reheated in a microwave before being used as a dildo.
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is alleged to have made and used the very first Tallahassee Hot Pocket, hence the name.
by Eldji April 12, 2026
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