Taken to the outlet mall

A euphemism for "captured by fast zombies." In the role-playing game "HERO Madison," a person captured by the fast zombies is taken to the Johnson Creek Outlet mall for some nefarious purpose.

I'm very sorry, sir. It seems your son has been taken to the outlet mall.

Taken to the outlet mall by Mateo Incognito December 15, 2008

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Taken to the outlet mall

A euphemism for being captured by fast zombies.

We're very sorry, sir, but it seems Major Bill has been taken to the outlet mall.

Taken to the outlet mall by Mateo incognito April 4, 2009

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Taken to the outlet mall • taken to the cleaners • taken to the dry cleaners • Taken to the fridge • Taken to the hole • Taken to the MacLeaners • taken to the woodshed • you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution • edward was taken to the tower • You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

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