3 definitions by Mateo Incognito

Steaming Palmer

A sexual practice used to break in new lesbians. The partner massages the breasts, groin, and buttocks of the prospective convert with a hand wrapped in a steaming towel.

Michelle thought it was bad when they kept staring at her breasts in the bar, but nothing could prepare her for the feeling of her first Steaming Palmer.

by Mateo Incognito July 11, 2008

Taken to the outlet mall

A euphemism for "captured by fast zombies." In the role-playing game "HERO Madison," a person captured by the fast zombies is taken to the Johnson Creek Outlet mall for some nefarious purpose.

I'm very sorry, sir. It seems your son has been taken to the outlet mall.

by Mateo Incognito November 26, 2008

Taken to the outlet mall

A euphemism for being captured by fast zombies.

We're very sorry, sir, but it seems Major Bill has been taken to the outlet mall.

by Mateo Incognito November 24, 2008