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Taint scrape'nz

The dried reisdue left between the testes and the anus after a failed attempt at wiping after a bowel movement. Similar to a crusty gooch.
"Son, you should wipe from front to back! You don't want to end up with itchy "Taint scrape'nz".

taint scrape 

The act of raking the teeth from the base of the nut sack and or vagina to the crack of the anus.
Sammy gives a mean taint scrape!
taint scrape by Backdoorbandit September 15, 2013

Taint Scrape 

When you tear your ass in between your vagina and butthole and it forms one big hole
Me: Hey Dad, my ass and vagina are one big hole
Dad: Yeah, That’s probably just a taint scrape.
Taint Scrape by biggay420gayass April 30, 2019

Scrape My Taint 

To scrape ones own taint with a "loofa" and or "exfoliating sponge" in anticiapation of a large tossed salad.
"I scraped my taint in a New York minute, upon hearing I obtained a date with Rhonda."
Scrape My Taint by Nick Rose December 22, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004