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Taint scrape'nz

The dried reisdue left between the testes and the anus after a failed attempt at wiping after a bowel movement. Similar to a crusty gooch.
"Son, you should wipe from front to back! You don't want to end up with itchy "Taint scrape'nz".

taint scrape 

The act of raking the teeth from the base of the nut sack and or vagina to the crack of the anus.
Sammy gives a mean taint scrape!
taint scrape by Backdoorbandit September 15, 2013

Taint Scrape 

When you tear your ass in between your vagina and butthole and it forms one big hole
Me: Hey Dad, my ass and vagina are one big hole
Dad: Yeah, That’s probably just a taint scrape.
Taint Scrape by biggay420gayass April 30, 2019

Scrape My Taint 

To scrape ones own taint with a "loofa" and or "exfoliating sponge" in anticiapation of a large tossed salad.
"I scraped my taint in a New York minute, upon hearing I obtained a date with Rhonda."
Scrape My Taint by Nick Rose December 22, 2004

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026