The act of one person taking a dump normally on a toilet while another person sits on their lap facing them and takes a dump through the space between the first persons legs.

A tandump can be performed either consensually or by ambush. In an ambush tandump, the assailant initiates a tandump by climbing over a stall wall and dropping down onto the unsuspecting pooper.

Ari: Hey Jacob, wanna take a tandump with me??
Jacob: Yeah of course! I call dibs on bottom!

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Joe: Mike, why did you and Elaina break up?!?
Mike B: Her ex, Josh, told me that she really enjoyed tandumps, so I decided to surprise her with an ambush tandump! She threw up on me and threatened to call the police...

tandump by AmericanSwagSociety December 9, 2010

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Tagumasi

An extremely rare family name, originating from the Philippines. A wealthy and strong bloodline, the Tagumasi have also been rumored to have been trained in the art of ninjitsu (ninja). Also referred to as "Tag".

"damn bro, that fool's strong!"

"ye, i bet he's a Tagumasi."

Tagumasi by Tagumasi April 21, 2010

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Bacon Tatum

literally jayson tatum but he drops 50 points nightly since his sub has bacon which makes him goated as fuck

Draymond Green: my sub has more rings than your sub
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Bacon Tatum: my sub has bacon

Bacon Tatum by Tommy Crancy June 2, 2021

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