tahum

Tahum is a smoked white ham. A pork of the pale variety, looks fetching on the christmas table. Cooked to perfection in a redrum glaze, a rare breed, his soul Marinades in eshays.

Lets tahum the fuck out of that slut

tahum by abbigus healigini October 22, 2015

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Tahum

Feeling of intense contentment or joy often accompanied by a face with your lips pressed inward (like applying lipstick) and is sometimes considered to be cute.

Boy 1 : Did you see how happy she was with her final term results.
Boy 2: She was so happy that she put a tahum on her face.

Tahum by Fierce Queen 1969 January 16, 2022

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New Rule of Thumb

The new rule of thumb is the publicly sanctioned male violence against women that do not comply with the current ideology. The Biden administration has exacerbated this by claiming attacks on certain groups.

Swimmer Riley Gaines just got assaulted by a male for speaking up about women’s rights. This day and age, the new rule of thumb allows males to beat women for speaking.

New Rule of Thumb by Le11223344 April 7, 2023

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Kentucky Thumb

The Kentucky Thumb is a world renowned lifesaving and lovemaking technique invented by Scott DeShields of Kentucky Ballistics himself after quite the unfortunate romantic encounter with some "hot" slap rounds, (the name gives it justice). As such the term was established as a method for multiple uses; for example plugging a severed carotid, loading firearms, and poking eggplants.

Everyone: Wait, Scott is still alive?
Scott: Saved again by the Kentucky Thumb.

Kentucky Thumb by Seven_Corn May 20, 2021