a lebanese or turkish salid containing lettuce, tommato, humis and other lumps of shit. Tastes ok in kebabs and yeeroses. Originated from china but when the chinese soldiers got captured they told the greeks the secrets about tabouli. When you eat tabouli make sure that you dont eat the humis. you can easily spot humius cuz it looks like the stuff you cough out in the morning, not phlegm, but lil yellow cubes that smells so bad

Man, i want a tabouli and kebab to go thanks. No mushrooms you gook. in some cultures people use tabouli as a sauce.

tabouli by alyxman September 12, 2006

Related Words

tabouli • Coolie Tabouli • Taboula • taboulé • tabouleh • tabulitis • Tabulitus • Taboo-liban

Coolie Tabouli

A statement used in the presence of middle eastern people, in reference to a situation being "All Good".

When working today at Aladdin's I spilled Hummos all over the floor, Ryan said it's "Coolie Tabouli" brosif, I'll help you clean it!

Coolie Tabouli by gr8ful2jerry January 18, 2011

tabulitis

a condition characterized by electronic memory overload or human cognitive impairment, occurring when too many tabs are opened within an internet browser window as a result of attention deficit and/or multitasking

Before Evan could finish Facebook stalking his ex, reading Craigslist personals, researching important background information for a major project, writing an angry email to all those who wronged him, and finishing several pornographic movies, tabulitis set in and his laptop and brain remained frozen for many hours.

tabulitis by gangsta skittle April 7, 2013

Taboula

taboula is a nickname given to Batool by Lian albredi

Taboula means hot and fine as hell

wow look at that taboula girl

Taboula by taboula May 27, 2022

tabouleh

Lebanese food:
The best salad in the world, made out of persley, cracked wheat, lime, oignons, tomatoes, lemon juice,a little mint, salt and sumac pepper.... I LOVE IT! try it with lebanese pita bread.... Amazing!

The tabouleh was so good I fell off my chair

tabouleh by estephan May 31, 2006

Tabulitus

The condition in which a computer user's internet browser window becomes overloaded with to many tabs and as a result the user panics because he/she cant find the tab they are looking for.

Oh no, I have 87 open tabs and can not locate the tab with the story about a tragic boating accident..... I think I might have come down with Tabulitus

Tabulitus by Archer36 October 30, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026