Tabel shit 

When you take a shit the size of a large table

OMG!!! that is one bug tabel shit!

Tabel shit by ALMFFE April 26, 2010

dog shit on the table 

When some vile aspect of politics is finally right there in front of you affecting the way you must eat and live.

No question about it, now that there’s steaming dog shit on the table, we’re gonna have to do something about it.

dog shit on the table by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

shit on the coffee table 

To make yourself at home.

Brad shit on the coffee table at work when the boss was away!

shit on the coffee table by Big Fish Tony January 2, 2012

Japanese Glass Shitting Table 

A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting

Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!

Japanese Glass Shitting Table by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009

*shits on the table*

(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom

Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*

*shits on the table* by h boy123 May 30, 2018

shitting table 

A transparent glass table mainly used in the sexual practice of the glass bottom boat, wherein one partner gets under the table and lies on his back to look up through the glass, while the other partner squats over the table and the face of his/her companion and shits onto the glass table, and the first partner gets a bird's eye view of all the activity around the brown eye.

Get under the shitting table, bitch! I have somethin' to show you! Hold your nose!

shitting table by chrisjt86 January 18, 2009